Utterly Ridiculous…Ha!
Nov 16, 2009
Seriously folks, I’m all for multi-tasking but for christ sakes I’d like to keep my dignity intact while I do so. I actually pumped a bit with Fritz and it is a total drag. It’s pretty time consuming considering the results. If I remember correctly, it takes about twenty to thirty minutes of pumping to yield about a half to three quarters of a small bottle. Stock up if your engorged. But if you ask me it’s worth it to get a little respite. Can’t a girl get two glasses of wine? When I would pump I’d just let the thing rest on my knee or whatever, it was casual, nothing like this device. I think these pumping contraptions may be made for women in offices who need to hurry the f*ck up and get back to work and bring home the milk and the bacon. This is about the power pump. When I first saw this product at Buy Buy Baby while stocking up on some supplies with my mom we both had a giggle. But now looking at it, I think damn, women have to deal with some pretty crazy shit from Brazilian Bikini waxes to having our periods every month to this! I don’t think men will ever understand the half of it. Am I right, or am I right ladies?
honestly i would have given anything for one of these medievel contraptions. my maternity leaves have always been 3 months,so i was pumping in my office for a good 4-5 months, heading back and forth to work on the subway schlepping my insulated “is it her lunch or is it her milk?” black bag with me. if i could have had something like this that kept my hands free, it would have enabled me to simultaneously kill time by surfing the interwebs, chatting on the phone, and being a human cow, instead of just sitting at my desk every 3 hours for 30 minutes staring at the door hoping no one would ignore my “KEEP OUT” post-it.
Talking about multitasking!
I diy’d a hands free pumping bra just by cutting holes in an old sportsbra.
bahaha, classic!! Im not ruling out anything tho, im a multi tasking queen!
Can I add that all those women in the ads don’t look at all like they’ve just had a baby?
it looks like she’s drinking her own milk in the first photo haha