Do Yourself A Favor…
Feb 3, 2010
Never welcome your guy home with the words ‘OMG…On Tyra today _________’. They don’t fu*king care. This especially goes for the SAHM. I almost let these words past my lips this evening and immediately stopped myself. Why? Simply put-not a good look. Even though we do spend 99.9 % of the day doing very super mega important stuff, you always want to create the illusion that we never take a respite and flip on talk shows, soaps and LMN movies mid-day. Ok, ocassional afternoon art house fair is one thing but Mother May I Sleep With Danger is another. So just a gentle suggestion…let’s keep the women with two vaginas and the lady with ginormous legs to ourselves. K.
P.S In my defense I typically don’t watch afternoon TV but breast feeding is turning me couch potato.
Pft unless I’m talking about a new man vs. wild or some 2012 shit that’s on tv I might as well not even talk to him about tv. He hates my trash reality shows. Oh well they keep me entertained while they sleep.
@Tanya Yes! The best time is while they are sleeping! Although there are a few reality shows my hubby likes to watch with me.
my bf pretty much hates tv in general.
breastfeeding totally makes you watch tv.luckily feeding times get shorter so when your husband comes home you are scrbbing the floors or something.
I don’t generally like Oprah. but the once in a blue moon time that I will watch, and ATTEMPT at establishing a discussion about it with my husband, it’s like all I must do is watch trash TV all day. What else can I talk about? Baby pooped 3 times today! yeay! ugh
You were born to never work. You tried to do something so you wouldn’t feel bad for yourself and feel relevant. So quit fronting and just kick it in front of the tube. It beats you self aggrandizing and putting out horrible magazines.
To Hater; If you’re so great, put your name out.
Haha enjoy the couch potato stage while it lasts. I definitely took advantage of that and watched all the horrible reality tv I could get my hands on. Now that Lila isn’t eating as often and wants to be entertained more, the tv have thankfully taken a backseat. which is a good thing for my slowly rotting brain. But hey, fuck it. With all the shit we have to put up with, we deserve every moment of zone out time in front of the boob tube we can get.
Ugh, try the look I get with: “Oh, on thehipstermom today, Samantha said….” It’s over.
And wtf jealous bitch up there? Sorry you drive a garbage truck or whatever it is that makes you so shitty. So the girl and her man are successful enough that she can take a few years to raise her kids while they’re young? Good for her. Boo for you.