It’s My F*cking BiRtHdAy!!!

by samantha on September 2, 2011


(For the life of me I cannot fix this photo to make it upright. don’t care!!!!!)

Guess what? Today, I’m not going to think about moving. I’m not going to pack a single box! I’m not going to pick up school supplies for the kids. I’m not going to clean sh*t! I’m not even going to think of next week’s outrageously hectic schedule. I’m not going to cook. What I am going to do is let the kids eat cake in front of the TV until the babysitter gets here at 9. Them I’m going to take a long leisurely shower. I’m going to lolligag around the shops and pick up a few new outfits for my new job. I’m going to get a massage—90 minutes bitch! I might have an afternoon glass of champagne. Then I’ll meet my hunny to see Shark Night 3D, virtually my only birthday request, then top it off with a low key dinner and a night cap. Now that’s what I call the perfect birthday!

Expectations suck and frankly I enjoy making myself happy on my birthday. I learned long ago not to expect any thing from anyone. I’m not into parties either. I mean I LOVE parties, and even other peoples birthday parties, but when it comes to my own I could care less. Strangely, I like being alone and reflecting on my birthday. So that’s what I’m going to do. Happy Birthday to me!

On another note since I’m letting my mounting everyday stresses go today, here I am on my blog having a long over due chat. I miss you guys! I miss blogging! I promise to get bag on my blogging grind when the dust settles. Okay, gotta run sitters here and it’s birthday time!!!!

XOXO, The Hipster Mom

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Nessienessa September 2, 2011 at 6:24 am

Sounds like a fucking awesome birthday plan. I pretty much feel the same way when it comes to my own birthday. The one day where I can take the whole day off and not put any guilt on myself for not getting everything done. It’s been awhile since I’ve been to a movie but if I could, I’d see a 3D one too! I hope your day rocks Sam!

Taylor Alt-Mama September 2, 2011 at 10:10 am

Happy Birthday! Sounds like a rockin’ good time. Especially that massage. Hells yes! Hope your day is fantastico all the way through, and here’s to many more.

Batmama17 September 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Right on sister! Sounds like a perfect day, looking forward to reading about ur new job ! Happy b day hunny x

jewel September 3, 2011 at 5:24 am

hope that you had an amazing b day!!

Juli September 3, 2011 at 8:22 am

Happy belated lady! Hope you had a great bday doing just what you wanted to do! I came to that realization yesterday as well when I scheduled a tattoo appointment for my birthday. I just figured, fuck it, I’m going to do what I want to do! Great minds think alike!

adriana September 3, 2011 at 5:43 pm

happy birthday!!!!

carlagiovanna September 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm

happy birthday!!

like you, i enjoy spending them to myself. it’s a great time to pamper yourself, regroup and just DO YOU!

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