Never welcome your guy home with the words ‘OMG…On Tyra today _________’. They don’t fu*king care. This especially goes for the SAHM. I almost let these words past my lips this evening and immediately stopped myself. Why? Simply put-not a good look. Even though we do spend 99.9 % of the day doing very super mega important stuff, you always want to create the illusion that we never take a respite and flip on talk shows, soaps and LMN movies mid-day. Ok, ocassional afternoon art house fair is one thing but Mother May I Sleep With Danger is another. So just a gentle suggestion…let’s keep the women with two vaginas and the lady with ginormous legs to ourselves. K.

P.S In my defense I typically don’t watch afternoon TV but breast feeding is turning me couch potato.